Jezebel's Theatre
of Macabre Delights
Welcome, darling. Your seat is ready, and the curtain’s about to rise. Jezebel—the devilishly charming hostess of The Theatre of Macabre Delights—invites you to experience a collection of paranormal romances where love tangos with danger and every shadow whispers a deadly secret. In this world, hearts pound, body parts tingle, and nothing is ever what it seems.
So, are you ready to embrace the darkness? Follow Jezebel, and let your curiosities be satisfied… one dark fantasy at a time.
01: Useful Idiots
Every Tool Has Its Use.
In Chicago, down-on-his-luck loverboy Tom stumbles across a lonely hearts ad that promises more than just a casual fling; it’s the promise of an adventure he never saw coming.
Enter Wizafina—a seductive, spell-slinging whirlwind with a flair for the dramatic, a taste for romance, and a side of… resurrection space magic? As sparks fly and realities twist, Tom’s swept up in a love story that defies logic, time, and basic intergalactic relationship boundaries.
But there’s one catch: Wizafina’s heart isn’t entirely Tom’s. Her wandering eye is fixed on her ex—a brooding, otherworldly beau from the far-flung planet of Galapagos-9.
What follows is a campy, cosmic romp through sci-fi, magical realism, and enough jealous love to fuel a spell that might just doom Tom to a fate worse than death. Twice.
